Clyde Singleton

Head Minority In Charge

Words and Interview by Matt Pancer

At first, I really did try to look up facts about Clyde Singleton, to write a ‘proper' introduction. Then, with the realization that it would be easier and more entertianing to let him introduce himself, I decided to steal this quote from Clyde's Myspace page:

"I'm a very serious individual. Life's serious and I want to obtain an ulcer pleasing people around me. I also feel the need to be needed because thats where its at: My wants n needs. A condom fits me like a beanie. I usually carry a fake id. We all look the same anyways right? Other than that, if you've ever invited me to your house, I've stolen something then proceeded to blame it on my black friend. What else? I'm the king of Madden although I only play the same two people over & over. I also get paid a lotta of money to do absolutely nothing. If I were you, I'd hate me too... YUP"

Simply put, Clyde was one of the most stylish skaters of the nineties. He is also one of the funniest skateboarders on the face of the earth. If you still don’t get it, please rent, borrow, buy, or illegally download one of the Big Brother skateboard videos, I’m sure that will make you understand.

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